1. Your bathroom stinks of neoprene from the wetsuits hung to drip-dry over the bath.
2. You consider 6:30am a lay-in on the weekend.
3. Your idea of a perfect holiday is a training camp somewhere in Spain.
4. You are still wearing your race number tattoo to work on Monday.
15. Your most expensive pair of shoes are the ones that clip onto your pedals.
16. You refer to your bike as “your baby”.
17. Your race medals are amongst your most prized possessions.
18. You have constantly have chain grease on your calf.
19. You replace your shoe-laces with lock-laces on every item of footwear you own.
20. The two things that are most frequently found in between your legs are your bike saddle and pull buoy.
Got any more you can add to my list?